Dear Gem Gardener,
I have a jade stone and want to know whether you are interested to buy it (sic)
Chris
Dear Chris,
Thank you for reaching out. Our elite team of jade connoisseurs, jewellery designers and expert gemmologists have scrutinized the enigmatic photo you sent, and concluded that what you actually have is a lime skittle with its green coating sucked off, not a jade stone. Our store policy forbids us to purchase used candy.
Sincerely,
Intern@Gem Gardener